Porsches are a great drive.

Thumbs down from some twat in a meeting.

I do like a bit of flyin’. Comedy flying is one of my favourite things. I think it rates up there with a neck brace for funniness.

I grew up with a mother who, every time she saw something, would say, I’m going to look that up. And I’ve become that person – I’ve become the reference-book person.

The reason they keep it so tight is that no one liked them, so that without each other, actually, they couldn’t exist. They support each other. They support their flaws and everything else.

I’d much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I’d rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people.

I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and look. And now it’s on every channel.

Lacroix has been fantastic. He’s very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that’s a good thing.

I did grieve a bit when I wasn’t having the chemo anymore. I was used to sitting in the little chair and then the nurse would come and do it. It was like that was your job for that long and it was reassuring.

Well, I’m lucky because, you see, I’ll probably bounce back from this role.